Ladies, don't be afraid to blow our minds. The farmer shouts to the boys "Hey you boys I caught you now. It turns out you have five penises. The Fix The daily lifestyle email from Metro. Think good cop bad cop — but with more handcuff action. Share this article via facebook Share this article via twitter Share this article via messenger Share this with Share this article via email Share this article via flipboard Copy link.
I asked my husband "What the password was?
Straight men share what sex feels like when you have a penis
The ring vanishes, only to reappear the next morning. I said I couldn't because I had my masturbation classes on Saturday and I don't want to come to late. My girlfriend just caught me blow-drying my penis and asked what was I doing. So he says "ok" and walks over to the horse and whispers something in his ear and he starts laughing and the bartender gives him free drinks for the rest of the night. The teacher said, "Johnny, what's that doing hanging out of your pants?!